March 4, 2001
"My problem is consumer confidence…"
October 3, 1998
"Military-industrial complex"
September 7, 1996
"The Economy - Stock Market"
December 16, 1992
"My family's great"
October 29, 1987
"I call my stock broker about six times a day"
June 15, 1986
"I get these illusions of grandeur when I appraise residential property, and then the inferiority complex manifests itself when I appraise commercial property"
October 9, 1984
"In layman's terms, you're an undecided voter"
June 5, 1984
"Japan and western Europe in group therapy for a bothersome dependency"
January 17, 1983
"Just try to remember you're not alone- there are alots of Donnesbury fans out there suffering the same withdrawal agony"
March 3, 1976
"Petition to recall seven council members"
"There are two solutions for your problem of feelings of inadequacy, deadbolt; A. Extensive Therapy, or B. Give your fair share to the united fund"
"Why me? You've no idea what it does to a subversive ego, doc- to suspect that you've never been under surveillance - no mail opened, no wiretraps…"