September 16, 2007
"Beware of the watch turtle"
December 15, 2006
"Dear Mr. Claus"
March 22, 2005
"Congress in a persistent grandstanding state"
March 16, 2003
"Congress shall have the right to declare war"
November 21, 2002
"Homeland security bill"
October 10, 2002
"Home to roost..."
August 18, 2002
"Congress is giving itself another automatic pay raise"
May 28, 2002
"U.S. Health Care"
October 24, 1999
"Sloth; disinclination to action or labor; sluggishness; laziness; idleness; indolence... also, any of several slow moving mammals…"
May 30, 1999
"The wizard of Hastert"
October 23, 1998
The truffel hog"
October 3, 1998
"Military-industrial complex"
March 13, 1998
"Litigation clearing"
November 29, 1997
"It would make me feel insignificant if I weren't chairman of a Senate committee"
June 11, 1996
"Hearingsgate"
December 10, 1995
"Obscene campaign financing"
January 7, 1994
"The dog ate your indoor reserved parking place"
August 19, 1993
"Target and Missile (1984)"
August 15, 1993
"But first, a toast to abstinence…"
April 13, 1993
"Congress "
March 24, 1993
"Here's the deal. If enough of us follow Perot's lead and buy our own senate and house seats, we can wrest democracy back from the political action committees."
November 7, 1992
"Oh, well, that's a relief!"
March 12, 1992
"Your list of feeble excuses for writing hot checks on the house bank came back marked 'insufficient ethics"
December 14, 1991
"These are all Democrats"
