Texas
"Problem: Billy had 8 apples"
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"Head 'em up! Move 'em out!"
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"Lift"
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"The good news is I was convinced there was still a bone in the cupboard for you"
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"Here's a big stack of ethics reform bills , billy"
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"Water Crisis"
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"It appears he just can't stand to say goodbye"
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"Oil prices"
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"It got away"
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"Don’t worry, folks as chief law officer of the state of Texas, I aim to track this thing down…
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"I can give you six or seven for this one"
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"Embassy of The Republic of Texas"
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"He's going to help me get rid of all my ugly cellulite"
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"Texas plan for school financing"
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Winner take all
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"Off to the committee hearing to give them the benefit of your ideas?"
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"Liar Liar pants on fire"
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"Texas Utilities"
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"Love me, love my dog"
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"This state ain't big enough for both of us"
Health Care
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"Patients rights"
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"U.S. Health Care"
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"Numerous health care plans"
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"I hear there's a bipartisan move in the senate that would let us keep 100% of what we hav…
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"Our preliminary tests indicate a collapsed wallet. We're working on a course of treatmen…
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"Notify the front desk the patient has been moved to the floor above"
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Health Insurance
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"Start Your Engines"
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"Dr. Carter wants to do a tonsillectomy… Dr. Kennedy favors a heart, liver and lights bypass… b…
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"Mangled Health Care"
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"The tests indicate you're being poisoned by agricultural herbicides in your tap water…
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"Scalpel… Sponge… Health Care Plan…"
Education
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"Geogrpahy , History, Algebra, English Lit, Biology , and Philosophy"
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"School board Elections"
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"This year his budget is 14.4 billion"
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"Education is the teacher's job"
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"It's an alternate concept in education, inspired by the annual State Board of Education t…
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Remedial Education
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Report Card
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"The artist in his persian gulf period"
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"Ha! I'll bet you thought I'd painted myself into a corner again"
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"US Blacks"
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Texas Lottery Money
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"Fort Worth Independent School District"
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"FWISD"
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"I wish they'd get serious"
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"Texas education dollar distribution"
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" President Carter should know about this"
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"The proposed plan for changing head start"
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"Lets let Bygones be Bygones give us another shot, okay?"
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"How was church school, lad?"
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"The future belongs to those who prepare for it"
War
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"Washington prepares for war"
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"The horse that was led to water"
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"How about a political prisoner exchange, McCloskey for Connally?"
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"Any questions raise your hand"
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"We've been overlooking the obvious , gentlemen next year we should add realistic toy fiel…
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"Arms barn"
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"I think of war with Iraq and ask why not..."
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"Coalition development for war with Iraq"
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"An autonomous Kosovo Protected by NATO troops"
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"Palestinian weapons captured by Israeli army in West Bank and Gaza"
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"This is it! We strike at dawn!"
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Sarajevo
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"NATO says thumbs up thumbs up "
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"It's a religious war, Jaimie we can't agree on the best way to love our fellow man…
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"RIP Milosevic"
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"I love W.T.O"
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"Kosovo"
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"To hold this position we'll need more ammo, more rations ... and a calculator."
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"We'll take it to the UN - they're violating our inhuman rights"
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"France 1337 A.D."
Welfare
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"No matter how you cut it, it's going to be tough"
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"We'll be O.k as long as we keep a low profile"
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"We've got a special bulletin for you..."
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"They say it happens all the time"
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"Taxes and welfare"
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"Welfare Office"
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"It's true- we really have restored elegance to washington"
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"Bushes for governors"
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"Goals"
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"Welfare"
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"We're charging you with possession of a can of beans and two warm socks, which automatica…
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"Welfare overlook"
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"God bless our Senate majority"
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"Try to hold down the federal budget"
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"Something should be done about this, maybe we should take a hungry child to a budget hearing…
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"Need for welfare reform"
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"If she'd gone straight, she probably could have been mother of the year"
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Welfare office
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"Welfare Reform Puffs"
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"Welfare system"
