October 18, 1976
"Could we change the format, and have them answer the questions instead of questioning the answers?"
August 18, 1976
"Ideology"
July 22, 1976
"It’s the law of the jungle, Ronnie"
July 16, 1976
"Now that’s more like it -undertipping the cab driver sort of captured the spirit of the old traditional democratic conventions"
July 15, 1976
"Democrats, GOP"
July 13, 1976
"Well if you think seven dollars is too much for a cheeseburger , you can order something else, it’s a free country"
June 1, 1976
"Evenin', Mr. Jimmy - me and George just took a notion to sharecrop with you… "
February 27, 1976
"Say, Bo, Should we cancel the costume ball, and get out some invitations to a ' come as you are are' party?"
February 17, 1975
"Prime Ministry"
December 18, 1974
"He's giving it one last chance to turn into a Tennessee Walkin' Horse"
December 10, 1974
"That was some party - did you see the way ol' Bob Strauss pinned the tail on the donkey? And the neck, the head, the ears, the legs..."
November 8, 1974
"On your mark...get set....."
September 25, 1974
"O.K. folks - the line forms to the right, the left - and, hopefully, mostly to the center"
March 19, 1974
"Chicago, Nashville, and Houston are just the warm - up, he'll add the unicycle and harmonica when he plays Peoria"
November 23, 1972
"Enjoy! Enjoy!"
November 9, 1972
"Does it hurt when you laugh?"
September 15, 1972
"I just present to him the options...he makes the lonely, awesome decisions by himself..."
August 22, 1972
"How about a political prisoner exchange, McCloskey for Connally?"
July 11, 1972
"It hasn't worked right since he got excited and dropped all his loose change in it during the Democrats' telethon"
"Well, I guess we'll find out in November if we've put it all together or torn it all apart"
"I learned years ago that in this business, fellows, you got to learn to roll with the punch"
"Come back here, you rascal - them's the family heirlooms!"
"Say, is it O.K. to 'turn this country around' and 'get this country moving' in the same paragraph?"