April 9, 1995
"It's your imagination, Pete. Nobody is looking at you funny"
December 22, 1994
"Jesse Helms' jokes about presidential security"
September 16, 1994
"Poll in favor of invading Haiti"
August 3, 1994
"Now here's my plan…"
May 18, 1994
"The Mineral Act of 1872"
May 17, 1994
President of Haiti
December 8, 1993
"Nuclear Missiles"
November 21, 1993
Health Care - NAFTA
October 2, 1993
"Clintonmobile"
September 26, 1993
Health Care - USA
September 23, 1993
Crisis in Russia - Health Plan
September 21, 1993
Health Plan
August 8, 1993
"The discovery of presidential siblings turns out to be a plus for the secret service"
June 19, 1993
"Hillary Rodham Clinton"
June 16, 1993
"Press Conference"
May 27, 1993
"He wants to go back to May 15. And step on it."
May 25, 1993
"Go back six miles and turn left at the crossroads. Drive through the oil patch until you come to a lake. Jump in it."
May 22, 1993
"Don't mention the haircut or hair shirt. Talk about something more pleasant, like Bosnia or his budget-cutting plan."
May 12, 1993
"The European community has reached a decision on Bosnia. We decided whatever you do will be wrong."
May 7, 1993
"Not that one, you idiot! That's the president's directive to declassify millions of documents."
April 24, 1993
"Clinton stimulus package"
April 1, 1993
"Uh-oh. He was bowing to pressure when suddenly something snapped."
March 10, 1993
"Budget"
February 25, 1993
Chartered Bill's tours
