May 27, 1984
"Soviet leaders, Front view"
April 19, 1984
"If you guys are serious about dropping out of the games, We can make you the official olympics spoilsports for five million rubles"
February 12, 1984
"They're playing that somber classical music again"
January 23, 1984
"We got a note from a terrorist group in the soviet union"
January 20, 1984
"The soviet position"
November 20, 1983
"They say he is suffering from either a bad cold or a gunshot wound.."
November 14, 1983
"Last one in's a …"
November 10, 1983
"Basically its not your style or color, but it will grow on you… all the rage in Moscow, where they set our fashion trends these days"
September 16, 1983
"We demand an apology! We demand reparations!"
August 30, 1983
"Oh ? Who is in charge of that report?"
July 18, 1983
"This is getting to be embarrassing"
June 8, 1983
"If you are ask me, we're going to have to make some changes…"
June 2, 1983
"Afghanistan"
April 22, 1983
"Hey, I think I've got it!"
November 14, 1982
"We again find ourselves dependent on American technology"
October 10, 1982
"So where is our son Boris? It is getting very late I am worried about that boy"
September 30, 1982
"Karl Marx "
September 13, 1982
"Hmm… this is interesting in the Soviet Union , Women are being given subsidies for every abby produced"
June 6, 1982
"It's just one of those little cultural differences - in America its ' no shirt, no shoes, no service' "
May 21, 1982
"I can't put my finger on it, but there's something odd about our new recruit"
May 5, 1982
"Solidarnosc"
April 9, 1982
"President Brezhnev"
March 22, 1982
"1980, 1970, 1960"
February 28, 1982
"The western press is at it again. Now they say there is scandal and corruption in our famous soviet circus"