February 1, 1982
"USA USSR"
January 25, 1982
"Martial Law"
January 3, 1982
"Because of our involvement in Poland, the U.S. has banned high technology to us, cut off our aeroflot flights"
January 1, 1982
"It says here it was done by a peace - loving ecology group"
December 20, 1981
"Solidarity"
December 15, 1981
"USSR"
December 6, 1981
"I'll tell you what I'd like to see - crop failure limitation talks - Our crops should be required to be equal to american crops"
November 24, 1981
"According to the sales reps from Washington and Moscow, they keep the evil spirits away"
November 6, 1981
"Coach USA"
March 2, 1981
"Our soviet congress has met"
June 13, 1980
"Now If this little light comes on, just swat it with your mop - nine times out of ten it’s a false alarm"
June 11, 1980
"They're softening up - our leaders are being taken as guests of the state to Siberia for the arbitration procedures"
May 21, 1979
"That one doesn’t count - it's Leonid's oxygen tank"
April 6, 1979
"A government of the people for the people…"
February 26, 1979
"Picky! Picky! Picky! Why don’t we dispose of it my way?"
August 24, 1978
"Their regular salesman is here to see you - and also a different drummer"
August 16, 1978
"Beware of Greeks not bearing gifts"
July 25, 1978
"We can save a bunch of paperwork... just use the same transcript anytime we try a dissident"
July 6, 1978
"Our mission, should we choose to accept it, will cause us to self destruct"
June 15, 1978
"We''ll be the first in our neighborhood to have one - what do they eat?"
June 5, 1978
"He says our chimney should perform nicely now if we remember not to build any fires and just speak directly into it"
June 1, 1978
"I hate it when they ask those rude questions - they should know its not polite for us to talk with our mouths full"
May 23, 1978
"Very tempting-but they're something no ordinary Soviet Citizen can afford"
May 19, 1978
"We've got it made, Fidel- next year we'll be in 'Who's who in African tribes'"
