February 24, 1993
"My folks think sex education is something best left to the family television set."
February 19, 1993
"I'm listening to Rush Limbaugh."
January 31, 1993
"Do you think it's heredity or environment?"
November 14, 1992
"Facts of life? Isn't that the same thing as facts of television?"
November 3, 1992
"It's wonderful to know that after today we can turn on TV without fear of seeing nasty political ads"
October 9, 1992
"The cable company would like to apologize for any unseemly charges on their services in the past"
October 3, 1992
"How does Saturday afternoon foorball compare with Saturday morning cartoons in educational value and level of violence?"
November 28, 1991
"The first thanksgiving"
September 7, 1991
"It's one of those negative political commercials. Ignore it"
August 29, 1991
"A is for Apple"
June 15, 1991
"The following is a public service message. There will be no comment today on Martina and Judy."
May 23, 1991
"It has something to do with protocol. It may even be national security."
May 15, 1991
"Nancy Reagan would have made us a good queen if the system hadn't failed her."
December 10, 1988
"I definitely think there's a problem, but we can't fix it here"
November 6, 1987
"China"
July 10, 1987
"Way to go, Ollie"
April 30, 1987
"The darkest hour is just before the dawn, jim."
April 3, 1987
"Oral roberts got another message from above today oral says he's supposed to raise eight million every year… and that's retroactive to year one"
February 17, 1987
"You're lucky you didn’t all doze off"
May 1, 1986
"Stay tuned for a special - 'Adult Illiteracy: A Growing Problem'"
April 24, 1986
"The exploration of space is a mind-boggling concept..."
February 21, 1986
"Our guest today is Patti Davis..."
February 13, 1986
Television violence
August 8, 1985
"There's a study that links television viewing and obesity in children"
