November 26, 1984
"Arms reduction talks"
August 6, 1984
"I'm fed up with this slick commercial packaging of the candidates"
May 23, 1984
"Congress on c-span is fun! Watch this - I'm going to mute newt gingrich!"
March 20, 1984
"Life is getting complicated"
March 11, 1984
"Stay tuned for a political commercial"
August 8, 1983
"What am I going to be when I grow up?"
February 1, 1980
"For my birthday I want some ice skates, a hockey puck and stick, and ice maker"
January 1, 1978
"...Also, children should be seen but not heard - except for rooting for the cowboys"
May 1, 1977
"U.S.S Video"
November 2, 1976
Now we can just sit back and watch returns - we voted for the candidates that come the closest to our point of view - confused , illogical, poorly informed"
July 14, 1976
"Well, it certainly lends credence to the theory of water on Mars"
July 11, 1972
"It hasn't worked right since he got excited and dropped all his loose change in it during the Democrats' telethon"
"Colin Powel said the 'M' word?"
"Class of 84"
"In an effort to divert attention to the economy today, the Federal Reserve Board lowered the interest rate to XXX adult only"
Talk shows
"Which gives us a wind factor of 22 degress and a pothole factor of 15,000,000"
"Too many Monday morning quarterbacks"
"My weekend tv sports schedule"
Television
"After the break, we'll announce the results of our poll on how many of you think the moon is made of green cheese"
"It's a painstaking process, but as thomas Jefferson said - 'Delay is preferable to error"
"Congress on c-span is fun! Watch this- I'm going to mute Newt Gingrich"
"Atlantic alliance"
