February 12, 1991
U.S. Energy policy
December 25, 1990
"Our satellites have detected stockpiles of conventional weapons and nerve gas as well as a huge cache of bob hope jokes dating back as far as world war II"
November 2, 1990
"Excessive heat may damage this product. Store in a cool place away from blowing sand and direct sunlight"
October 18, 1990
"So okay, we sold arms to Iraq"
September 22, 1990
"It's operation 'Desert Shield', soldier. Stop calling it 'Sheik and Bake'"
September 16, 1990
"Foreign"
September 14, 1990
"The desert Saudi Arabia"
September 11, 1990
"Operation desert shield"
August 21, 1990
Optimists leap
August 9, 1990
"But according to the American intelligence , oil is thicker than blood"
September 8, 1989
"War on drugs"
March 16, 1989
"I remember when we had nothing to fear but fear itself"
January 19, 1989
"think he'll call 911 now that his toga is on fire?"
December 4, 1988
"I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal , you rascal you dum de dum"
October 29, 1988
"He says when we discuss security plans for the new embassy we should speak directly into the rubble"
October 12, 1988
"I'll tell you what really hurts- when your regular tour groups turn on you"
August 1, 1988
"I figure our best bet is to put ashore at albuquerque, find a service station, and ask where the Pacific Ocean is"
May 28, 1988
"Power ties"
March 31, 1988
"US Justice Dept."
March 10, 1988
"The Americans must be shaking their boots and with good reason. We Soviets are catching up with them in another area"
March 6, 1988
"We may never get any more military aid from the USA. Its enough to drive aman sane"
March 3, 1988
"Maybe it loses something in translation"
January 30, 1988
"Albatross wearing candidate around its neck"
December 10, 1987
"Historic agreements have been reached by superpowers"
