"It followed me home, can it keep me?
"Red Army HDQS"
"If U.S. trade barriers fell in Cuba"
"Then I said I can't be the world's policeman... then somebody said "Nobody asked you to be the worlds policeman."
"Maybe I should try diplomacy in Haiti and sanctions in North Korea"
" We appreciate your up-to-the-minute coverage, Walter- but could you move a bit to one side?"
"So our experts agree that the only immediate certainty is in improvement in the unemployment picture in the U.S.-we'll be needing more China experts"
"We have an update on the arm controls talks with the soviets"
"You've exceeded the limit of our patience"
"We got it made, Fidel"
"We appreciate your up-to-the-minute coverage"
"Well, the Americans have messed up again"
If I have to say, you can't afford them
"This summit update just in from Russia"
"Little Elian being removed"
"The good news is that the Soviets have stopped"
"US owes the UN 1,000,000,000.00"
"Haitian soldiers were shooting at us so we built a boat and set out for the US"
"Do you have a sense of Deja? That eeire feeling that it's happened before"
"Well, at the very least its lost some of its aesthetic quality"
"From the U.S.A., comrades, theres an E.P.A. man to see you"
"US and Soviet negotiatorss are meeting"
"To the SALT talks , we should add blue jeans"
"We the Youtubers of the United States in order to form a more e-perfect presidential debate format..."
