October 25, 1978
"I've rounded up a construction crew that can save us a bundle on this project"
October 10, 1978
"Come on in - the water's fine"
October 9, 1978
"How do I know it's not hot?"
October 6, 1978
"Hey, would you like to join the party? We're looking for brutal, intolerant people like ourselves?"
October 3, 1978
"Oh heck, I missed the pickup - it was September and this is October..."
September 19, 1978
"The mideast summit must have been a big success. The president is landing on the white house lawn..."
July 25, 1978
"The buck stops here"
July 6, 1978
"Our mission, should we choose to accept it, will cause us to self destruct"
July 3, 1978
"I've found a way to survive-she loves government regulations, and goat milk is good for the ulcers they give me"
June 20, 1978
"That oasis looks an awful lot like this mirage looked from the last mirage"
June 13, 1978
"Before you take another bite, I'd like to explain that the hand that's feeding you is not listed on the menu"
June 5, 1978
"He says our chimney should perform nicely now if we remember not to build any fires and just speak directly into it"
March 13, 1978
"Don’t worry ma'am-it'll most likely derail before it gets to you"
March 7, 1978
"Y'all got a minute to discuss the error of your ways?"
March 3, 1978
"It works like this… you get an unpleasant little shock every time you establish a new settlement"
September 1, 1977
"I can make out the last line pretty good, but the top part gets real blurry"
February 1, 1977
"Hey, compadre, maybe we could make a deal so we wouldn’t have to deadhead on returns trips"
May 17, 1976
"U.S. State Department"
April 27, 1976
"In my opnion it's not fair to say that this administration is giving awar the Panama Canal"
March 30, 1976
"And here on our left, in a posture which you will find to be typical north of the border"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
March 12, 1975
"I've been curious for some time about what the effect would be if the politicians succeeded in turning this country around"
March 21, 1974
"He's guaranteed to get you to a mirage or an oasis, whichever comes first"
"Well, at the very least its lost some of its aesthetic quality"
