Texas
"Mess with texas"
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"Brother, can you spare a constitutional amendment"
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"They're all yours, governor… did I mention that they're self-winding?"
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"It's his version of the Mexican Hat Dance - Unfortunately , thats my hat"
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"Texas legislature progress report"
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"Big bad school funding program"
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"Kennebunkport Maine 1928"
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"He's going to help me get rid of all my ugly cellulite"
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"Texas farm Bureau"
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"...I think it's biodegradable."
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"Really? I have a date with a dream, too"
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"Let's play hide and seek"
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"This is no way to run a school system"
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"Is it my imagination or is she listing to the right?"
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"Supreme Court gives Texas state school financing"
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"Republic of Texas police"
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"Ann Richards 1933-2006"
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"Air quality in north texas"
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"Problem: Billy had 8 apples"
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"Indigent defense system of Texas"
Health Care
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"Prices are subject to change without notice"
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"Numerous health care plans"
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"Oh, dear - I'm afaraid your insurance won't pay for pre-existing conditions - like t…
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"PIE! Pie in the sky!"
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"US Health Care"
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"Let's play hide and seek"
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"Your medical bill-now you'll have something specific to worry about"
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"He wasn't too well fixed to begin with - he was wiped out by a small medical crisis"
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"Paramedic on duty"
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"We both think you need the surgery"
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"Blackeyed peas sale"
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"Just try to relax in there, we're getting another opinion"
Education
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"When we were dodo birds I used to wonder why our species was becoming extinct"
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"You're entitled to your opinion, but I reject the theory that we evolved from a school…
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"We're graduating another class raised more on television than on books"
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Remedial Education
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"Open Records Act"
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"The republican plan for school financing"
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"Lets let Bygones be Bygones give us another shot, okay?"
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"The state Board of Education lacks problem solving skills"
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Brain cells
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"College"
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"Here's a little memento - we've voted you 'most likely to be overworked' t…
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"Back to the three 'R's"
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"Geogrpahy , History, Algebra, English Lit, Biology , and Philosophy"
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"There are times when a life of public service seems less than rewarding"
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"One safe contains useless plans from one million special sessions and one safe contains useles…
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"I brought grandpa for 'show and tell' - he remembers Lindbergh landing in Paris and…
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"And the Textbook critics begat controversy…"
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"Education is the teacher's job"
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"White-collar crime on increase"
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"Work for me? You bet! We'll have to be discreet ..."
War
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"Figure with bowl and many bullets flying around"
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"Our large national interest in the persian gulf"
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"Middle east fighting is a threat to world peace…"
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" We'll take it to the U.N -they're violating our inhuman rights"
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"No matter how you play it, nobody wins"
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"An autonomous Kosovo Protected by NATO troops"
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"Hey, we love the arrangement of long-stemmed political solutions you sent us"
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"Gaza"
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"A Summit of eight"
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"Praise Allah. There they go. We can fight each other in peace"
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"Excuse me, we're looking for two simultaneous regional wars"
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"Congress shall have the right to declare war"
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"The defining moment for Saddam Hussein"
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"US Arms - Saudi Arabia"
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"We've been overlooking the obvious , gentlemen next year we should add realistic toy fiel…
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"All we are saying is give international arms sales a chance"
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Leg up
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"War"
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" Ten paces"
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"Mideast"
Welfare
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"Bushes for governors"
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"Highway bill"
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"Super candidate"
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"We are abolishing welfare, you'll have to get a job"
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"Have you seen Senator Dole's welfare plan?"
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"Welfare overlook"
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"They say it happens all the time"
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"Welfare"
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"Taxes and welfare"
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"If she'd gone straight, she probably could have been mother of the year"
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"Goals"
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"We're charging you with possession of a can of beans and two warm socks, which automatica…
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"Try to hold down the federal budget"
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"Something should be done about this, maybe we should take a hungry child to a budget hearing…
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"Welfare Reform Puffs"
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"Need for welfare reform"
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Welfare office
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"We'll be O.k as long as we keep a low profile"
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"Welfare system"
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"We've got a special bulletin for you..."
