February 14, 1989
"Its one of the mysteries of public life"
January 24, 1989
"Aw shoot. Ethics rears its ugly head."
November 9, 1987
"Hold it don’t shoot I think its just the joint committee on sneaky pay raises for congress"
October 16, 1987
"Judge bork has reversed himself just a tad,senator- now he thinks perhaps some individuals should have a right to privacy"
May 21, 1987
"As constituents of yours, senator actually we were a bit startled when your office told us we'd have to pay you to speal to us."
February 8, 1987
"Senator bentsen's office called with some changes in the 10,000$ breakfast plan."
December 19, 1986
"Congress gets 80% pay raise"
April 5, 1986
Etta Hulme with Jim Wright
January 31, 1986
"Rise and shine, Congressman Armey - we like to complete our ablutions in the reflecting pool before the tourists start showing up."
January 28, 1986
“I didn’t think Gramm-Rudman-Hollings would affect me, but that was before I started explaining it to people who didn’t think it would affect them”
January 15, 1986
"This is your captain speaking - the crew and I are bailing out now. We hope you'll enjoy your flight on automatic pilot. Have a nice trip and thank you for flying Gramm-Rudman"
January 7, 1986
"Hi, I'm Gary Hart, and I'm either running for president or moving to Ireland to write books"
January 2, 1986
"Now here's my plan - we exorcise his devils, and at the same time we drive the stake through his heart"
August 3, 1985
"I had a hunch something was wrong so went to see my congressman"
June 2, 1985
"Hey eleven out of sixteen's not bad"
May 20, 1985
"Theres a bunch of special interest groups here to see you"
April 14, 1985
"Texas Legislature"
February 22, 1985
"Texas prison report, $870,000,000 needed for prisons"
December 26, 1984
"I don't envy the folks in state government"
August 17, 1984
"Gramm-Doggett race"
August 2, 1984
"Senator Weicker"
February 14, 1984
"You'll notice your valentine's different this year "
December 13, 1983
"Ask about our other elected officials"
August 30, 1983
"Oh ? Who is in charge of that report?"
