"Senate reform"
"It's certainly a thrill to meet a real United States senator- are you fiscally reponsible or environmentally responsible?"
"Nepotism in state offices under fire"
"Dirty Tricksters 1972"
"The chemical weapons ban treaty will just have to wait Senators Helms is busy holding his breath until he turns purple"
"Brother, can you spare a constitutional amendment"
"...Presenting awards for most wasteful spending department, best supporting junkateer, silliest research project, etc, etc..."
"No arm twisting involved"
"Perfect! It should be just right for the opening session"
"Congressional absenteeism growing problem"
Whim TV
"Your momma's on the phone, Senator Gramm. Wants to know what you called Dickie Armey and his budget and she wants to know now"
"The Senator is despondent about not being on the administration's enemy list"
" Say, Before we get into the matter of your interest in that government contract, do you think it would..."
"South Korean freebies"
"Technically, It's a two way street - if that's any comfort"
"When hiring staff members, get the tallest ones you can find"
"Congress faces heavy workload"
"Charisma alone may not be enough this year, senator - maybe you sould stick around and cast a few votes"
"It's Senator Hutchison-there must be a train coming"
"Just vote yea or nay"
"Constitution revision commission raises calf"
"Fortunately, the senate has recently relaxed its rules on accepting speakers fees... so we were able to engage Senator Paradox..."
"We have to get rid of Buggsy"
