October 22, 1976
"I think we have the situation under control now, Mr. President"
October 19, 1976
"Believe me, Bob, you have a devastating sense of humor"
October 18, 1976
"Could we change the format, and have them answer the questions instead of questioning the answers?"
October 13, 1976
"The Gingham dog and the calico cat side by side on the table sat"
October 8, 1976
"If you're fuzzy on the issue, why don't you just go sit in the end zone so we can get on with the kickoff"
August 18, 1976
"Ideology"
August 12, 1976
"Veep Stakes, The White House"
July 22, 1976
"It’s the law of the jungle, Ronnie"
July 21, 1976
"This weekend delegates committed to Ford are invited to contribute $100.00 for a creamed chicken dinner here in the gym - uncommitted delegates are invited to fly to Washington for a reception and dinner at the White House..."
July 15, 1976
"Democrats, GOP"
July 1, 1976
"Nothing to excess"
June 16, 1976
"In retrospect, eating the tamale with the shuck on may have been the best part of the primaries"
June 1, 1976
"Then we apply the same tactics, and evacuate all of the Reagan delegates before the first ballot"
May 27, 1976
"It's so simple, why didn’t I think of it before? I'll veto Reagan's candidacy - and he'll have to get a two-thirds majority to win, right?"
May 21, 1976
"We have made a major effort not to inject busing into the campaign, I'm just along for the ride"
April 27, 1976
"In my opnion it's not fair to say that this administration is giving awar the Panama Canal"
April 13, 1976
"Then you've noticed it too?"
April 8, 1976
"May 1st Texas Primary"
April 2, 1976
"Hold it, sire! We can't bear to see all that boiling oil wasted in view of the energy crisis"
March 29, 1976
"Hi I'm Jerry ... flu me!"
March 19, 1976
"One last little tip, Jerry, you want to always be careful when selecting an instructor"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
February 27, 1976
"Say, Bo, Should we cancel the costume ball, and get out some invitations to a ' come as you are are' party?"
January 21, 1976
"State of the Union"
