May 23, 2000
"Feng Shui for World Trade"
May 21, 2000
"Breathe Less"
May 19, 2000
"The Ringmaster"
May 18, 2000
"Coach Bob Knight in happier days"
May 17, 2000
"Supreme Court"
May 15, 2000
"If campaign finance reform advocates get their way, we won't be able to buy any members of congress at all..."
May 14, 2000
"Proposed Missile Shield"
May 13, 2000
"We're renaming our environmentally incorrect SUV"
May 12, 2000
"17 could get me 200? Hey, pretty good odds"
May 11, 2000
"In a felony wrap, whatever that is..."
May 10, 2000
"Whatever talk express"
May 9, 2000
"My sources say you have no privacy left to invade"
May 5, 2000
"I'll have the genetically altered special if you'll promise not to describe what's in it"
May 4, 2000
"Su casa es mi Bombing Range"
May 2, 2000
"Ride The BullBear Privatizer"
April 30, 2000
"Russian Economy"
April 29, 2000
"Got a message from Sheriff Williams"
April 28, 2000
"Democracy"
April 27, 2000
"Podium divided by half"
April 26, 2000
"I hear there's a bipartisan move in the senate that would let us keep 100% of what we have left..."
April 25, 2000
"It's tough watching little Elian being removed from 24 hour coverage"
April 23, 2000
"Word of advice… Plastic"
April 22, 2000
"Aid to Africa"
April 21, 2000
"Clean air plan B"