October 15, 1979
"We're developed this great plan to deal with the Soviets …"
October 11, 1979
"I just can't stand to give it to them straight any more…"
October 10, 1979
"If an election were held tomorrow, would you favor Pope John Paul II or Walter Cronkite?"
October 9, 1979
"SALT II"
October 8, 1979
"Beat it, buddy - there's no free lunch!"
October 5, 1979
"Eureka! Here it comes ! The answer to nuclear waste disposal!"
October 4, 1979
"The president is winding up … "
October 3, 1979
"Many of the nation's leading economists are agreed that they see an end to double digit inflation ..."
October 2, 1979
"Sammy wants a new Dept. of Education"
"It says, see Jack compute. Compute, Jack, compute."
October 1, 1979
"I'm at my wits end, doctor - he throws these tantrums all the time"
September 27, 1979
"Pay raise"
September 26, 1979
"I was wondering if we could just skip the pension plan and take it all out in gold watches?"
September 25, 1979
"What shall we get -a holy T-shirt, holy pennant, or holy ashtray?"
September 24, 1979
"However, we have this voluntary program for handling employe complaints ..."
September 21, 1979
"I see Madalyn's filed suit to stop the Pope from saying mass on federal land"
September 20, 1979
"I understand the new choreographer comes to us directly from a successful tour with the K.G.B"
September 18, 1979
"Over here, Daddy! Thank goodness you're safe! This has been delcared a disaster area!"
September 17, 1979
"Here's your horoscope for today - if traveling in the Los Angeles Area, don’t breathe"
"Draft 80 Teddy"
September 14, 1979
"Eat, drink, and be merry ..."
September 13, 1979
"We're getting down to the wire and we've got to make a decision ..."
September 12, 1979
"How was church school, lad?"
September 11, 1979
"Now here's my plan - while I view him with alarm, you go down and remove him from the premises"