July 31, 1979
"I've asked Dr. Sigmund Fernfrum here to address the board on coping with feelings of guilt that may arise in assoication with obscence profits"
July 30, 1979
"Ol' Somoza left us with a lot of problems"
July 27, 1979
"I think we're well on way the way to curing our crisis of confidence"
July 26, 1979
"They're lists of possible sponsors - we're to fillout the accompanying applications in triplicate and set them afloat in the bottles which will arrive with the next pre-rescue missions"
July 25, 1979
"Honest, it's not what you think - I work for the revolutionary court, and I've just got a machine gun in here"
July 24, 1979
"Cabinet"
July 16, 1979
"You're cheating! That's unethical and disgusting!"
July 13, 1979
"Credibilty"
July 12, 1979
"Guzzler"
July 11, 1979
"I'm not going through with it- I just like to hear the offers"
July 10, 1979
"Due to the increased demand for bus transportation, we're starting an odd-even system - those commuters born in January, March, May, July, September, and November will ride on odd days, and those…"
July 9, 1979
"There is motion to reconsider the name of this conference"
July 6, 1979
"Recession"
July 5, 1979
"Mealtimes should be pleasant occasions- so I've made a new rule- no T.V. news"
July 4, 1979
"Great phrasing, Tom… 'All men are created equal' ... this document may well endure for centuries"
July 3, 1979
"Well, if we can't swing the deal to buy Colorado, we may want to re-think this last price increase"
" Saddam holds a laurel wreath"
Uncle Sam
July 2, 1979
"I want you people to know that I ojbect to you selling my medical records"
June 29, 1979
"So that you may conform and feel completely at ease, gentlemen, the management furnishes these Bee Gees T-shirts"
June 28, 1979
"Here's a late bulletin - power failure at the sauage plant"
June 26, 1979
"Thank you for not thinking"
June 25, 1979
"U.S. Senate"
June 22, 1979
"Could we get into some heavier stuff, like oil company ads?"
