June 21, 1979
"You meet our standars for bigotry, prejudice, intolerance, and flauting of the firearms, Grosslump, but the imperial wizard has asked me to speak to you about your sheet ..."
June 20, 1979
"Nice try, but I don’t think it'll work"
June 19, 1979
"Dr. Carter wants to do a tonsillectomy… Dr. Kennedy favors a heart, liver and lights bypass… before we knock you out, would you care to express a perference?"
June 18, 1979
"Listen, Hon, I'm bring the big echanilada home for dinner tonight ..."
June 15, 1979
"We did the right thing, you know, voting down that pay raise for ourselves - it should indicate to our constituents that we're aware of our duty to be prudent, fiscally reponsible guardians of the public trust"
June 14, 1979
"MX missile silo"
June 13, 1979
"Boy, what a trip! Snipers ... fuel pumps blockaded… nails on the interstate.. Somebody tried to set fire to my rig..."
June 5, 1979
"Ku Klux Klan (KKK)"
June 4, 1979
"Anti-inflation guidelines"
June 2, 1979
"Just look at the length of that line!"
May 31, 1979
"Oh, nothing much - the Avon lady came by - and a couple of calls from Lake Lot salesmans - how was your day?"
May 30, 1979
"…and lastly, to that dedicated public servant, molder and shaper of future generation… a genunie simulated veto by Governor Clements… and lots a luck..."
May 29, 1979
"I was impressed with your last campaign in my district, Senator Slipstream -remember, you took over my job for a week"
May 28, 1979
"You have the right to remain silent"
May 24, 1979
"You mean you don’t want the key to the city?"
"Another six-pack? Don’t you think you've had enough?"
May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
May 21, 1979
"That one doesn’t count - it's Leonid's oxygen tank"
May 17, 1979
"Department of Energy"
May 16, 1979
"It's a red-letter day - she took her first step - and she received her first credit card application form"
May 15, 1979
"If I told you, you wouldn’t believe it "
May 14, 1979
"Rationing"
May 11, 1979
"O.K. - we agree to a free and fair debate on whether to light the F******* candle, or curse the darkness"
May 10, 1979
"Other than him, there ain't nobody here but us chickens"