October 12, 1989
"We got an unsolicited taxpayer-paid mass mailing from our congressman telling us how he led the fight against unsolicited taxpayers-paid mass mailing ... but lost"
October 11, 1989
"Ah, this explains it- you made a wrong turn"
October 10, 1989
"Castastrophic care"
October 8, 1989
"Bush-o-matic"
October 7, 1989
"Donald J. trump"
October 6, 1989
"What are the charges"
October 5, 1989
"It's a very impressive resume, general noriega"
October 4, 1989
"My anesthetic has taken effect. now it's your job to make him pretty "
October 3, 1989
"The education summit"
September 15, 1989
"Geogrpahy , History, Algebra, English Lit, Biology , and Philosophy"
September 14, 1989
"Last one out oF East Germany please turn out the light"
September 13, 1989
"See? Its enviornmentallly stabalized . The oil spill poses no further threat to these fish and wild life"
September 12, 1989
"I was afraid our dependence on agricultural chemicals would come to something like this. It's a list of demands, they want a 45% increase in pesticides, and they don't want to be called 'veggies' anymore !"
September 10, 1989
"I had to teach Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania a lesson. They're grounded"
September 8, 1989
"Cuba"
"War on drugs"
September 7, 1989
"Written and directed by your government officials"
September 6, 1989
September 5, 1989
TEXAS
September 3, 1989
"Bail outs"
September 2, 1989
"Who's the new guy"
September 1, 1989
"Have you heard? After finding a dust bunny in her cell this morning, Leona Helmsley fired the warden"
August 31, 1989
"Colombian Cocaine War"
August 30, 1989
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