July 20, 1989
"All rise, traditional Texas high school football is now in session, the honorable Paul R. Davis presiding"
July 19, 1989
"Oh come now. We have to be realistic. The county jail is full and the state prisons arent accepting reservations at this time. Maybe you should try Oklahoma, Louisiana or New Mexico"
July 18, 1989
B-2 bomber
July 16, 1989
"My commitment to philosophical integrity will tak ea short recess so I can change political parties"
July 15, 1989
"A containment boom is placed around Exxon's board of directors in an effort to control one of the worst PR spills in History…"
July 14, 1989
"We come in peace, wheres the landfill"
July 13, 1989
"This is fun! They're such sure footed little beasts"
July 12, 1989
"Why does a state a senator cross the road?"
July 11, 1989
"Left to right; George Bush, Lech Walesa, Mike"Gorbachev, Nikita", Wojo Jaruzelski, George Bush""
July 4, 1989
"you couldn't get away with this sort of thing in China or the Soviet Union"
July 2, 1989
"HUD"
July 1, 1989
Big oil
June 30, 1989
"I just cant seem to get it out of my head - I may have inherited some counterfeit bolts from the Aircom side of the Bogus Family"
June 29, 1989
"Press Conference"
June 28, 1989
"Who is this anyhow?"
June 27, 1989
"Pete wants to know what the odds are on Giamatti lasting a year as baseball commissioner?"
June 25, 1989
"Day care"
June 24, 1989
"Erath Country"
June 22, 1989
"The lessons of revised history"
June 21, 1989
Switzer
June 20, 1989
"Politics and influence peddling will no longer be tolerated"
June 18, 1989
"Its from the Republican national committee. Do we want to join the save Lee Atwater club?"
June 17, 1989
"China"
June 16, 1989
philadelphia has recorded a phenomenal 12.7 on the richter scale. The powerful disturbance was centered in the vicinity of independence hall