May 12, 1989
"Except that, if memory serves, Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick"
May 10, 1989
"Election results"
May 9, 1989
"Greenhouse effect: White House Effect"
May 7, 1989
"Leave Exhibit A in the property room , Bailiff . It may come in handy at the poindexter trail"
May 5, 1989
"Dept of Education"
May 4, 1989
"The White House expressed regret for any inconvenience this May have caused voters in the 88' elections"
May 3, 1989
"I love to watch their faces when it dawns on them that the only thing on our shelves is expanded remarks from the Congressional record"
April 30, 1989
"Life of the party chancellor helmut Kohl and his short range missile"
April 29, 1989
"This could be a bigger problem than the gang of four- there is a gang of one hundred fifty thousand in Tiananmen square"
April 28, 1989
"Actually it aint very hard to teach a bear to do tricks whenever it rolls over and plays dead, I reward myself with a treat"
April 27, 1989
"Glasnost"
April 26, 1989
"PAC"
April 23, 1989
"But I want to be realistic"
April 22, 1989
"Resume"
April 21, 1989
"Ive been listening to the evening news. I don't want to alarm you, Lester but we may be the only two ethical people left on earth"
April 20, 1989
"American Cyanamid"
April 19, 1989
Car 89, Where are you? Come in, Car 89....
April 18, 1989
"Ethics on board"
April 16, 1989
"The IRS has plans for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.."
April 15, 1989
"Reagan administration war on Drugs"
April 14, 1989
"S & L Crisis"
April 13, 1989
"Dr. Mortimer is working on a very intersting theory. It could have tremendous impact on the future of planet earth. He thinks he has detected signs of intelligent life at the enviornmental protection agency"
April 12, 1989
"Now we're on a national security maintenance schedule and we plan to keep that unsightly accountability off for good!"
April 11, 1989
"He should send Cuban troops to help quell riots in Georgia"
