August 29, 1989
"I think I'll start with the legislators du Jour stuffed with situational ethics"
August 27, 1989
"I can't put my finger on it, but I just don't trust them"
August 26, 1989
"It's a constituent catcher. Comes in handy when the congressman prefers not to stop to converse with Senior citenzs in his district"
August 25, 1989
"Signing the secret protocol 1939"
August 24, 1989
"Some government people are here to extradite you , Señor. Shall I have them wait in the torture chamber?"
August 22, 1989
"New Accounts"
August 19, 1989
Poland
August 18, 1989
"de Klerk"
August 17, 1989
"The blind date"
August 16, 1989
"Super Collider"
August 15, 1989
"They both ran so - so on a muddy track. No telling what they do if we can get an inch or two of issues"
August 13, 1989
"Contras"
August 12, 1989
"Medicare"
August 10, 1989
"Im not prejudiced. Its just a fundamental difference in the sexes. I sincerely believe that men can't handle the stress of finding out that women can handle the stress"
August 9, 1989
"Polands general Wojciech , Jaruzelski, adjusted for inflation"
August 8, 1989
"Why are there two thousand Tarrant County familes who are not rich enough to be poor?"
August 6, 1989
"Samuel Pierce Housing project a HUD development"
August 5, 1989
"We'd have to be selective because they've been picked over, but there are still some darling little diplomatic posts for sale at the White House"
August 4, 1989
"Commodities market"
August 3, 1989
"No new hostages"
August 2, 1989
"Hello. My name is Sam. I sold over nine billion dollars worth of arms to third world countries last year... an increase of 66% I know i can't handle even one third world arms sale. One arms sale always leads to another... another... and another..."
July 23, 1989
"We're from the house subcomittee on the evils of junketing , and we're here to study whatever it was that caused the House subcommittee on Idah potatoes to have such a good time here in Paris last year"
July 22, 1989
"We're cancelling the move of corporate headquarters to Texas, the favorable rotten business climate there is deteriorating. The worst case scenario is that good times may be starting to roll"
July 21, 1989
"Ethics"
